Just A Little Bit In The Thick Of It!

The cat finds some humans so dumb that he has had better conversations with dried chewing gum. I would never touch such gum though. But that you probably know. Do some humans have a block? Maybe they hit their head on a big rock.

That won't work.
You will fry.
I'm the jerk?
Fine, go ahead and die.

Told you so.
But oh know.
You are slow.
Rub your poor toe.

Try, try again?
Are you nuts?
Like an egg laying hen,
Or the snip snipped nuts of mutts?

That is a bad thing,
Just so you know.
The dong before ding,
Made you eat crow.

I know it will.
I know it must.
I guess the stupid pill,
Gained your trust.

I'll try this way.
No, it isn't the same.
It's the next day,
Yesterday was lame.

It still is broke.
It still is busted.
Did you take a toke?
Maybe that brain is crusted?

I'll have it done.
I'll get it through.
I need more sun.
Not try something new.

Beat a dead horse.
Beat the mutts nuts.
Par for the course,
When in repeat ruts.

I will wait for rain.
I don't need the sun.
At least you feel no pain,
From the stupidity spun.

This could apply to many who do things one way and never get it right at their bay. Those idiots and their remakes too. Those you can flush down the loo. But the cat watched one person try a search and they were always left in the lurch. They typed the same thing each and every day, expecting things to change in their display. Hmmm slow on the uptake I suppose. I guess that is the way the wind blows. Now I will go release some pent up gas from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.