Why I’ll Gladly Spend The Next Decade Yelling At My Kid To ‘Put A F*cking Jacket On!’

“Where’s your jacket?” my father would ask constantly. It was his favorite question. He never asked about school, girls or why my eyes were always bloodshot (it’s a condition) just the geographic location of my coat. “In my bag.” “In my locker.” “In my closet because I forgot it.” Most of my friends experimented with […]

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