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ThingsNot to do with Soap whilst Showering

What the fu…? How the hell did you get down here? Last thing I remember is that I’m stood up singing away and the next minute there you are crumpled up in the bath with your neck hooked over the taps! No sense in puzzling up your eyebrows like that, you’ll only get frown lines and Babes is not gonna like that! Just think!! You must have slipped and fell or something. Yeah stupeedo – obviously – otherwise why else would you be here?

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