A Little Chew Between Me And You!

So the cat is fine with letting mutts take the rap, after all, they do eat their own crap, but I'll put a theory to rest. It's not just dogs that can chew with zest.


You see this corner here?It is shiny I fear.But it got chewed.The table never found it rude.
Who did that?Not Cassie cat.Nope, it was me.Caused me glee.

Even the rocking chair.The whole Pat rocks incident at our lair.Do you remember that?The ninja wannabe said it to Pat.
How rude is that?So I chewed the chair, stat. It was tasty as can be,And still caused me glee.

 When there is no mouse,I'll settle for the cat house.It is furry though.Could make a hairball show.
But with a little chew,It doesn't taste so eww.Just suck it back.The fur doesn't lack.
 
Pat can't understand why,I chew the scooper on the fly.It is just there, okay.So I chew it each day.
Plastic is yummy.Not hard on my tummy.I don't chew the scoop part though.That is just nasty, you know.
 
And back to the corner.Nope, not for Jack Horner.That guy was horny?Maybe he was just thorny.
That one isn't the same.Two corners are my claim.Have to make them match.I chew so no need to scratch.
See? It's not just mutts. They may sniff more mutts, but cats can chew too. I enjoy it at my zoo. Pat just doesn't care, telling me I'll get a splitter in my lip at my lair. Like I'd let that come to pass. Pffft to any splinters says my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.