Netflix and Chill with a Dominatrix

This is what happens when I netflix and chill with my husband. Ass up and tiny cocks out. Netflix and chill is the voice of our generation. How do you know if someone is old? They don't think Netflix and chill is a good first date, second date, or permanent lifestyle.Now Netflix finally has categories so we can look my genera. I've already watched most of the horror movies just to come up with shit to do to my sissies. More people watch netflix than they do cable now. Soon Netflix will be our new god.
For you younger people just let me fill you in on life pre-internet. VHS is not a sexual transmitted disease or a group of transvestites. It was like a physical version of netflix using plastic and magnetic tape. This sucked but was larger better than talking to your family or washing the car again. Then DVDs which are still kicking around persevered in 7-11 shelves until another outdated format can go there. I have a bluray player one of you sent me and I haven't even used it yet. Send me some blurays I guess. Once netflix happened all these other systems were butt.

Would you be interested in watching netflix with me Mistress Harley? We could just skype and start the program at the same time or there are also dual watching options via teamviewer and other online researching.

CUM TAX APPLIESLook I know you people don't have anyone but me and the holidays are fast approaching. Insted of being alone and cold again you could netflix and chill with me. However I did not ask to see you jerk off so instead of punishing you I want to encourage you to "chill" and I know for you losers that means jerking off every 20 minutes. 
Cum Tax - $10 per cum, $20 for ruined orgasms, $30 for anal cumming
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30 min - $150
60 min - $300
90 min - $450
BEST DEAL120 min - $550 + Free Harley App! So I can dominate your phone and netflix

Before you send me messages telling me this is too much money, your poor, etc. People are already paying this. One hour of my time = $300 because I have a master degree and are better than you. When I have my PHD I'll charge 1K an hour because I can. Look most of you call and don't even know what you want it's really sad. I know you watch netflix because I can see it in your browsing history, duh. How about you jerk off and I get to watch the Hurt Locker or whatever is in my queue.