Bumpy Roads

Bumpy roads will lead you home.

Well, in my case, anyway, it usually leads to me picking up all the loose change that ended up popping out of the center console from my inability to give a damn on back roads (for some reason, the freedom of those country roads make me wanna go fast, just like Ricky Bobby — alright, go ahead, I know you’re already thinking it, “if you’re not first, you’re last”). Matter of fact, in my part of Ohio, damn near every road is bumpy, long and hard; and in one way o...