Get It Here First With This Burst!

The cat will help all today. Plus I'll make some pay. Isn't that grand? I'll be helping out all across the land. So get it here first. Those other guys sell the worst.

Come one, come all.
Read the writing on the wall.
It is as safe as can be,
You can trust little old me.

I'm a feline after all.
We don't lie in the fall.
We lie in the sun.
I bet you liked that one.

Got you sucked in already.
It will be coming steady.
What? You don't know what it is?
Bah, you'll be begging for my new biz.

As long as you don't sniff a butt.
Leave that aspect to a mutt.
You'd look funny doing that.
But you're money would still be taken by the cat.

Hey, I can be bought.
Just don't sniff a lot.
What is it you ask?
First let me put on my mask.

Don't I look so wise in it?
I'm really the shit.
I read it in a book so it must be true.
Damn, I'm so great at my zoo.

Now come and sit,
Of course after you've paid for it.
No freebies for anyone.
Hey, I want to make a ton.

Now show some skin.
Don't worry, this isn't sin.
This is what you have to do.
Get ready, we go on two.

One, two, jab!
Did you like my stab?
Didn't I do that well?
Now your health is so swell.

I just gave you a shot.
It works a WHOLE LOT.
Now you won't get the common cold.
What? On my snake oil shot you aren't sold?

Are you lining up at my sea? Come on, show me the money. I'll save you from the common cold. My shot full of water is pure gold. Who needs one for the flu when you got my placebo at my zoo? So stick out your arm, water will do no harm. Hmm, may cause diarrhea, bloating, headaches, heart attacks, strokes, the common cold and gas. But that only happens to 0.000001% of those jabbed by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.