Star Wars Revisionism Checklist

By now, pretty much everyone accepts that the Empire is good and the Jedi are bad. And the case for destroying Alderaan is at least as solid as the case for dropping nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. No one denies this. (Except for Galley Friend J.S.)

But are you ready to have your mind blown?

Jar-Jar Binks was probably a Sith lord.

I find this essay almost entirely persuasive. It’s genius.