Report to Professor McLuan

Yes professor, the medium is the message and television is a vast wasteland where no intelligent forms of life are known to exist.

However professor, there is an entirely new universe called the internet whose wasteland is vastly immeasurable compared to that of the boob tube.

Hidden within its millions of light years of utter uselessness are minuscule galaxies with intellectual atmospheres that can actually sustain life.

These remote regions are occasionally visited by the rogue neurons of a dwindling band of intrepid survivors who walk among the living dead glued to their boob tubes.