Here Come The Dumb Who've Had Too Much Rum!

The cat has noticed a thing here and there, like I always do at my lair, some people just can't be helped out. They are stupider than a trout. That actually may be offending the trout. Off with another rhyme I spout.

There are people that are fat.
There are people that are small.
There are people that are scat.
But one likes to rule them all.

There are people that are whiny.
There are people that are broke.
There are people that are tiny.
But one likes to be the dumbest bloke.

There are people that are tall.
There are people that are short.
There are people that fall.
But one rules this report.

There are people that are slow.
There are people that are fast.
There are people that need to grow.
But one is stuck in the neanderthal past.

These people are the top.
These people are the low.
These people can't stop,
Giving IQ points a lethal blow.

These people always fail.
These people always blink.
These people always wail,
Making you want to drown yourself in the sink.

These people are a drain.
These people are a pain.
These people have no brain,
It hopped to the fast lane.

These people are a dunce.
These people are a schmuck.
These people can be fooled more than once.
These people are denser than a truck.

These people won't get this.
These people will walk away.
This people have idiot bliss,
Come whatever will may.

Find them in the road,
Find them on the lawn.
Go and find a toad,
You'll likely teach it more before dawn.

Ever met a person who was so ditsy and dumb that there is more sense in a dog that sniffs a bum? One said I'd like to know how you get paid on the Internet, there is no debit machine. Where do the bills go? Yeah, I just couldn't at my scene. I'd get dumber from sinking that low. A mutt has waaay more sense. Some people are just dense. Now that cat is through with his sass. Don't go sticking any bills up my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.