Health issues and such

So, Thursday I'll be going through the scope. Check that. Reverse it. Yep, I'll be put under anaesthesia so scopes can explore me from both ends. I've been suffering a bit of discomfort for the past 6 months or so (including frightening nocturnal regurgitations now and then), so the doctors suggested they look me through and through.

Mother will be taking back and forth to the surgical center. She'll probably try and clean my apartment as well. Hmm, Daulton bit her last time she catsat him. I'll have to buy some catnip to dose him.

Ironically, at this morning's examination, something that has embarassed me and kept me from having any sex for several years was revealed to be "of no consequence" and quickly remedied (or will be this week). So... umm... I can have sex again? I forget how. I might have to buy a book on the subject.