She Had Punctuation Enthusiasm

{Editor's note: Of course this is about me. This whole blog is about me.}

It started with texts. She held off for a long time, preferring not to pay, preferring email and keyboards, so much easier, especially since she typed more than 80 words per minute, maybe more. (Who knows? It had been over 15 years since her last typing test.) She typed so fast she could drip clauses into sentences the way chefs drizzled cherry sauce over cheesecake.

Texts were, by nature, short. Disturbingly short. Le...