#Amazon to the Loo-scue #humor @MelissaSnark

So, I was on Amazon today and noticed a new product the site is pushing called Amazon Dash.

How it Works

Amazon Dash Button is a Wi-Fi connected device that reorders your favorite item with the press of a button. To use Dash Button, simply download the Amazon App from the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Then, sign into your Amazon Prime account, connect Dash Button to Wi-Fi, and select the product you want to reorder. Once connected, a single press on Dash Button automatically places your order. Amazon will send an order confirmation to your phone, so it’s easy to cancel if you change your mind. Also, the Dash Button Order Protection doesn’t allow a new order to be placed until the prior order ships, unless you allow multiple orders.

Isn’t it great how Amazon’s always thinking about its customer’s needs? It’s for Prime Customers, so presumably you also get Amazon’s amazing two-day shipping.

So the next time you’re sitting on the porcelain throne and run out of TP, no need to make that embarrassing shout out to your spouse to fetch more. Nope, you just lean over and hit this lovely little button:

Then sit back and wait.

Two days later, an Amazon drone arrives with your delivery.