Well, damn. How did it get to be the end of January alrea...

Well, damn. How did it get to be the end of January already?

As usual, the weathers gods are playing fast and loose with the Texas climate. This weekend it was in the 60s and gorgeous. But apparently we're about to get another visit from Jack Frost. What gives? My thick Texan blood can't handle these shenanigans. I don't know about you but I hope that effing groundhog sees his shadow this week.

Speaking of this week, guess what? Green-Eyed Demon will be unleashed in the Uk on Feb. 3. If you're a saucy Brit, please to rush over and order your very own copy.

What's that I hear? Grumbling? I hear you, American fans. I do. But sadly I do not control release dates.

But you know how you can get back to the smug British types who will likely gloat at reading the book first? You can have the distinction of buying enough copies to put me on a bestseller list. Just imagine the pride you'll feel when you can say, "I personally put Jaye on the NYT bestseller list." I'll even make a special badge for your blog if you make it happen. Won't that be fun?

Ha! You're thinking. Jaye made another one of her witty jokes about that NYT thing. But am I really joking? Only one way to find out. Get thee to a bookery on March 1!

Sigh. Now I feel dirty. Why do you people make me beg for your love?