I’m trying to get ready for Halloween.
I need to scare kids away, because I want all the candy.
This might work:
Nah. Not scary enough.
Gnomes are scary…how ’bout this one?
Nah. He’s wearing headphones. He looks like a normal kid.
Don’t worry, though. I found the perfect scary gnome:
There.
This guy will scare everyone,
and I’ll have ALL THE CANDY to myself.
Happy Halloween!!
Published on October 28, 2015 02:00