Because you had to know! (part the seventh)

How to Fart in Public and Get Away With It

The article linked to above is by Patrick Allan and appears on lifehacker.com.

Hilarious, hilarious -yet informative!- stuff.  I laughed out loud (yeah, that kind of humor appeals to me…what can I say) just by the opening graphic:

Click the link and get to know such wonderful terms as “crop dusting” and understand the “rule of three or more”.

And remember…whoever smelt it dealt it.

Invaluable stuff!