How Humiliating

I recently told all of you that I went to see my Doctor in my Post,A Couple Of Observations.When I went in to see her,I said,"Hey Doc,I accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills!"She told me to have a few drinksand get some rest.Did you hear about the newest"High Tech"they are using in the delivery room?It' cordless!I found out the difference between an oral thermometerand a rectal thermometer while I was there.The taste.Isn't it a little bit unnerving that doctors call what they do,a practice!At least I know I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.I started complaining about this pain I was having to my doctor,she said,"We've run every test we can think of and the results show you're out of money."What I would like to know is,"What do you call a doctor who finishes last in his medical school class?"Answer:A Doctor.
This is,Me Hoping My Doctor Has A Sense Of Humor Before She Cuts Me Open,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Doctors are great--as long as you don't need them.”- Edward Rosenbaum -
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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