Cat, Persecution By
29 January 2011
Little known fact: like March, February comes in like a lion, but it goes out like a hamster in tennis shoes.
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Oh, God, sometimes I wish I was two or three people. I never have the time to see friends as much as I'd like and still get everything else done. No, it's fairer to say that I don't plan my time well enough. But dang, sometimes it feels like trying to read the dashboard GPS in the middle of a four-wheel skid...
The irritating cat has been hanging around. I told him, "You should understand, your complaints do not have quite the same level of significance for me as they clearly do for you."
28 January 2011
Jeez, a guy eats a couple of kittens in public and everyone treats him like he's a monster. Last time I have my lunch in the park.
27 January 2011
Some of these are quite good.
What Our Pets Are Probably Dreaming About
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Pets have vivid dream lives. We've seen the video to prove it. A glimpse of what those dreams look like.
I told the turtle just before I turned his light out, "Tonight is magic. You're going to sleep for a hundred years and it'll feel just like one night. Everything outside your tank is going to be totally different!" The funny part is, he's really near-sighted.
"Cat, Persecution By" update: I have discovered something that will chase my obnoxious cat away when I am trying to work. He detests having pickle juice dripped on his back.
26 January 2011
How do I rearrange the "photos of you" section again? I don't even recognize where most of these things came from.
My daughter is flying her little radio controlled helicopter (she saved up for it) into the walls, then weeping "It doesn't work!" Needless to say, Dad keeps saying, "Read the manual, honey. I'll help you when I'm done with my writing for the day."
Very dope.
The Daily What
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This Is Informative, You Should Listen To It of the Day: A brief history of hip hop, as told through the international language of beatboxing.
I am being persecuted by an attention-seeking cat. I am about 11 o'clock close to waxing his tail and making a candle of him.
