Reasons to reconsider immortality

1.  That “Rocky Mountain High” tattoo? It’ll look stupid when they’re not anymore.

2.  The phrase “it gets old” applies to everything eventually.

3.  Hitting the ground at terminal velocity really, really hurts.

4.  The fountain of youth will be expensive. Do you really want to spend eternity with Donald Trump?

5.  Having to die sucks.  But honestly? It might be nice to have the option.