Why Are You Here?

An academic working on a major paper on romance fiction would like to know why you come here; that is, what you get out of the Argh Ink blog in general. I tried to guess and then I said, 'You know what? The Argh People are not afraid to say what they think. Let's just ask them and then you can get the info straight from the blog comments." So here's the question:

Why are you here?

After that, we're moving on to "Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?" and "Why is there air?*"

* To blow up volleyballs. Extra credit if you know where that comes from.