I Meant To At My Zoo!

The cat is so slack today. I meant to write a post at my bay but it just slipped my mind. How could that be done by my behind? That just can't be. I ruined my streak at my sea.

I meant to write a post,
But instead I chased a ghost.
Hmm, maybe just a shadow on the wall.
It was moving and needed to be stopped, that's all.

I meant to write a rhyme,
But I wasted my time.
I watched YouTube videos all day.
I just kept pushing play.

I meant to just write.
But it was too night.
Yep, way too dark.
So I listened to a dog bark.

I meant to write a post,
But I was a slacker host.
I cleaned the place.
Hey, need a clean space.

I meant to write a rhyme,
But I committed a crime.
I fell asleep at the keyboard.
I'll need forgiveness from the lord.

I meant to just write,
But then I saw the light.
Yep, I saw the light.
It was small, red and bright.

I mean to write a post,
It would turn out like most.
But then I had to eat.
Damn, it was a fine treat.

I meant to write a rhyme,
But then I saw a mime.
I had to give it a kick.
He hit me with a fake brick.

I meant to just write,
But I didn't just for spite.
The computer was slow.
So I went and watched a crow.

I meant to...
At my zoo,
But had others things to do.
I really did mean to.

Can't believe I meant to and I missed out. Damn that juicy trout. The cat had to have a snack. Wait, did I post at my shack? Maybe it happened while asleep at the keyboard. This post was just stored. I meant to watch a cat video and give sass. I'm just a meaningful little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.