Randomized Randomocity #179

A pastor shot a football player. The football player was well known and respected in the community. But something happened and the football player showed up at church with a brick, threatening to bash the pastor’s head in. 

 

Twist Ending: The pastor was fucking the football player’s wife. 

 

Moral of the story: When your pastor tells your wife that she needs a little religion in her, don’t take a brick to a gunfight.

 

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