Me (1): Whatcha doing, other self? Me (2): Uh… nothing… >.>Me (1): Doing a...

Me (1): Whatcha doing, other self? 

Me (2): Uh… nothing… >.>

Me (1): Doing a little baking? 

Me (2): *defensively* The cranberries had to be used, okay?

Me (1): *gently* What time is it, hon? 

Me (2): I don’t know. I haven’t checked. WHY? 

Me (1): *still gently* Have a look. 

Me (2): It’s… *squints* It’s, um. Ah. 

Me (1): That’s right. It’s 12:27am. 

Me (2): *shuffles feet, refuses to make eye contact*

Me (1): When are you taking it out of the oven? 

Me (2): *mumbles* Half an hour. 

Me (1): This wasn’t even your lunch. Cranberry shortbread tart, really? At this hour?

Me (2): I hate our relationship with time. 

Me (1): *sighs* Me too, me (2). Me too.