I never talk about my finances on here, but...

How ridiculous are stocks that don’t pay dividends? I mean, if I’m gonna risk my money on your shit, gimme a little something.

Tech stocks are notoriously non-dividend payers. “I’m a boy genius! My stock will go up and up and up!”

Only recently, after Jobs, did Apple finally start paying dividends.

The idea of just owning a stock that doesn’t give me anything, just owning it and waiting for it to become more valuable actually makes my skin crawl. I can’t even fathom it. It bugs me, philosophically.

Corporate profits in this country are among highest in the world. Look, I’ll buy your stock, but my hand is out.

Cough it up, Porky.