The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Letter from Wolfers Edition)

On names (slide one)

Baptized Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Gottlieb) Mozart

That fourth name variously translated to:

Amadeus (Latin)
Gottlieb (German)
Amadeo (Italian)
Amadè(French)

On names (slide four)

All-in-all, prefer Amadè
Close friends and family can call me "Wolfers"
YOU can lick my arse!
'Till it's clean!

Papa was a pimp (slide two)

And I was the boy mawke, as they say in London.
A famous pianist, as you know.
Pianist, pianist, pianist!

Papa was a pimp (slide three)

And my sister Nannerl, she was a bunter too.
A prodigious player of pianii.

Johann Christian Bach (slide four)

shown me how to put a lovely surface texture on piano sonata in B-flat
plus it sounds good with dramatic farts!

Constanze (slide twelve)

Light of my life
Puts up with long nights, expense of candles
Did I mention her cunny?

Prague (slide two)

My Praguers understand me.
They liked Don Giovani.
And my pizzle-fizzle!

Composing (slide six)

Difficult work.
Requires rewriting.
And a place to shit!

Death (slide two)

Would have lived longer without all the bleeding.
Oh, and the piss!

Alltop is marginally more foul-mouthed. Inspired by Mozart's 255th birthday (yesterday). Originally published in January, 2006. Brought to you by The Amadeus Net, which features our caca-mouthed composer .