Sometimes It Just Has To Be Spelled Out - Friday Flash

Mike she saidDo you know about Quebecois women?We are not like your buttoned up Yankee girlsOr your Indian women high up there on the SierrasBravo ma cherie For I am an Alpha male, just feel my deltoidsAlpha? Deltoids? Delta and Delta more likeIs there an Echo in here?Bravo mon cheri, you deserve an OscarFor you merely have the body of someone who plays a lot of GolfRather than a Romeo in the bedI like you Juliet, same as I like my Whiskey, straight-up, bit of sourReally? I like my men in Uniforms usuallyHey it takes two to Tango. Where’s your costume then?If you had X-Ray vision you’d see what I was wearing under my coatAnyway, I’m more of a Foxtrot girl than a Tango woman reallyBut I’ve booked the Hotel roomAnd I’ve also got a half a Kilo of CharlieHalf a key? That wouldn’t get us to NovemberBesides, I’m more about liver, Lima beans and a nice chiantiHa Zulus!Cos I think you’ll find it was fava beans, so to the Victor the spoils!Now come to Papa!Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo off!


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