I Have a TV Addiction (70 Shows in the last year)

Okay, I'm going to be real with y'all for just a second. When I'm not working on my next book I'm a TV junkie. I have literally watched every episode of every show, to the point that I have run out of things to watch.


I'm hardly alone. At an average of 90 minutes a day Americans spend more time on Netflix than they do eating or having sex. Netflix alone accounts for a third of all internet traffic. Of course I don't get all this stuff from Netflix... I also have Prime and the "other" streaming service.


It's ironic because I used to pride myself on not owning a television. To be fair, television in the days of the major networks was generally terrible. It probably still is... I still don't own a TV but it has through various ways and means found me and it's Good. There are so many awesome shows on nowadays people complain that you can't see them all.


Those are obviously people with day jobs and families. By the time most people are hitting their 2PM slump, I've caught up on everything that aired the previous day. If Netflix or Amazon dump a series in it's entirety I clear my schedule. (There are some shows I didn't get into-- Amazon's original programming is a little bit hit or miss for me.)


I tell myself that it's good practice for understanding character, plot and dialogue. And in a way I think it is. The Queen of Lies was an ambitious undertaking for a first novel-- most authors stick to a central character and a subplot or two. My brain doesn't work that way and I think I owe that in part to binge watching and seeing plots that don't have neat summaries unfold in the course of ten uninterpreted hours.


Obviously there's a diminishing return. I have a stack of books that lie neglected, which is shameful because I am after all writing books. I've read maybe ten since april.


Below, in purely alphabetical order, is every show I could come up with in under ten minutes that I have seen in it's entirety within the last year-ish. How does your viewing stack up to this list? 


American Horror Story

Archer

Arrested Development

Arrow

Banshee

Bastard Executioner

Bates Motel

Blood and Oil

Bloodline

Bojack Horseman

Continuum

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Daredevil

Dark Matter

Darknet

Defiance

Doctor Who

Dominion

Downton Abbey

Empire

Extant

Falling Skies

Fear the Walking Dead

Flash

Fosters

Game of Thrones

Girls

Good Wife

Gotham

Grimm

Hand of God

Hannibal

Hemlock Grove

Heroes reborn

Homeland

House of Cards

How to Get Away with Murder

Killjoys

Limitless

Looking

Lost Girl

Louie

Mad Men

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD

Minority Report

Narcos

Once Upon a Time

Orange is the New Black

Portlandia

Quantico

Rectify

Review

Rick & Morty

Scandal

Scream Queens

Sense 8

Sleepy Hollow

Spartacus

Supernatural

Teen Wolf

The Originals

The Strain

Transparent

True Detective

Turn

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Under the Dome

Vampire Diaries

Vikings

Walking Dead

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