They Say "There's Someone For Everyone"

Like, for instance, take this happy couple:

Bliss, right?

I mean, I like to hope there's someone for everyone. I'm trusting there is. (There better be?)

So by that logic, the person who is selling this real taxidermy frog playing a guitar:

…would hopefully have someone who wants to buy a real taxidermy frog playing a guitar.

And so he does.

There is one bid:

I want to know who sells a real taxidermy frog playing a guitar.

I also want to know who is in the market for a real taxidermy frog playing a guitar.

But for now, I'll just take comfort in the fact that they found each other.

Happily ever after.

(And please don't let my fate be that I was supposed to buy it… and then kiss the frog… and he'd turn into a prince and THEN I'd finally have my happily ever after.)