In the interests of world peace, total harmony, and freedom of expression,
Smashed-Rat-on-Press whole-heartedly endorses the proposed
Open-Carry Dildo protest at the University of Texas. (See the
event page for details.)
Furthermore, the first ten registered UT students who send to the Head Rodent a photograph of themselves openly carrying their dildo on campus will be given their choice of any paperback book from the SROP catalog, absolutely free of charge.
¡Viva la Revolución!