Some Brain Type Rain!

So a while ago at her sea snowcatcher gave an idea to me. She wants all spammers and haters brains to explode. Damn, wouldn't want to meet her on the road. She may run you down in a rage. Maybe she offs people for a wage? Those snowflakes are just a cover. A gun or poison is her real lover. Anyway, back on task before she puts poison in my flask.

Brains go boom.
That would bring doom.
With a big splat,
You'd become a stat.

1 in 5 brains will blow.
That's 1.3 billion deaths you know.
Population control too.
What exploding brains can do.

If you are an internet tough guy,
Your brains go bye bye.
If you like to spam,
You mind turns to jam.

If you go out and steal,
Your brain no longer turns its wheel.
If you look at one the wrong way,
Your brains make you pay.

Hmmm there may not be a human left.
All the exploding brains would have heft.
My OCD wouldn't want to clean that.
Nope, exploding brains doesn't apply to a cat.

We can do what we please.
But if you so much as sneeze,
Your brain goes boom.
What's left of you is in a tomb.

So now beware.
Do things with care.
If you don't do it.
Brains turn to spit.

As in they leak from you face.
Good you need to embrace.
Can't be a criminal of any kind.
Can't even moon your behind.

Brains exploding is upon us.
So you can't fuss.
Time to give nice a chance.
Maybe the human race will advance.

Yeah, that will be the day.
They'd all go boom I'd say.
All on Earth would be sunk.
Except for maybe a monk.

Wouldn't that suck? Brains exploding everywhere like muck? If you did anything bad at all your brains would splatter on the wall. Sword of Damocles in a way. Everyone would always have to have a nice day. Even when you have a bad case of gas. Good thing I'm an exempt little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.