Nothing Compares 2 U, Merlin fandom hangover version

I still have SUCH a fandom hangover after the Merlin finale. So I wrote this, to the tune of that one Sinead O'Connor song we all know by heart. I figure anyone who's ever had a fandom hangover can relate, and might smile.

Btw, despite the lyrics, I have in fact started watching Once Upon a Time and I do actually like it so far and will keep watching, in hopes that it will ease me off this angst.

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It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since "The Diamond of the Day"
I read fic every night and w...