SECOND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
In just two weeks, A Tale of Two Pretties will finally make its debut! I just got my advanced copies and I have to admit it was very emotional. I wrote a letter to you guys in the front of the book and when I read it I got weepy. Pinky swear. But like I've always said, while the series may be winding down our real life clique is still going strong. To help keep the love alive and continue our celebration of the final book's arrival, we'll be tweeting again this Sunday, 1/30 at 4 PM EST/1 PM PST.
We first tuh-weeted about My Little Phony when it was released in August, and now that we're just days away from the debut of the final Clique book, we'll be revisiting Book #13 once again. So, if you haven't read My Little Phony yet, now's the time!
Follow @TheClique on Twitter ay-sap so you can join the fun. Then, check out the questions and my answers for this Sunday's party!
1. Is all fair in luh-v and war – or did Massie go too far with the lice scare?
PERSONALLY I THINK SHE WENT TOO FAR. RUINING SOMEONE'S REPUTATION MAKES YOU SMALLER THAN LICE. AND THOSE BUGGERS ARE SMALL…NOT THAT I'D KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. I SWEAR. OKAY I'M LYING. I WAS AN EGG CARRIER AT SUMMER CAMP ONE YEAR. ALL MY FRIENDS WERE. AND FOR THE RECORD THAT LICE SHAMPOO GIVES YOUR HAIR MORE BODY THAN PANTENE EVER COULD. JUST SAYIN'
2. How would you have prepped Massie for her Landon lip kiss?
I WOULD HAVE STARTED BY ASKING, "ARE YOU TRYING TO JOIN A SORORITY?" SHE WOULD SAY, "NO." THEN I WOULD SAY, "SO, WHY RUSH?"
3. Claire's revenge: unnecessarily cruel or just necessary?
UNNECESSARILY DISGUSTING.
4. Did you feel bad for Massie or think she deserved Claire's creepy crawler revenge?
BOTH.
5. Who's more crush-worthy: Cam or Landon?
CAM I AM. OKAY WAIT. THAT'S NOT TOTALLY TRUE EITHER. I LIKE CAM FOR CLAIRE. HE'S TOO SWEET FOR MASSIE. I LIKE LANDON FOR MASSIE. AT LEAST FOR NOW… (THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING)
6. How would you have dealt with the grammy-cam episode?
RUN! CALL MY FRIENDS. FREAK OUT. LAUGH. FREAK OUT. SHUDDER. PUNCH MY PILLOW. LAUGH. FREAK. VOW TO GLUE MY LIPS SHUT AND DEVOTE MY LIFE TO LEARNING SIGN LANGUAGE. TOSS AND TURN ALL NIGHT. WATCH THE SUNRISE. LAUGH. REALIZE IT'S NOT SO BAD. SWAP LIP GLUE FOR LIP GLOSS. GET READY FOR SCHOOL.
7. How would you have embraced the new Claire-a?
I WOULDN'T HAVE. I DON'T LIKE FOLLOWING ANYONE.
8. Massie-alls: hawt or nawt?
BLESS HER FOR TRYING TO MAKE THEM WORK.
9. Do you think Massie will be able to deal with her parents' cut-backs?
NOT TELLING.
10. What are your tips for looking stylish x 10 on a budget?
DON'T TRY TO LOOK TRENDY. TREND KNOCK OFFS LOOK CHEAP. DRESS TO FLATTER YOUR FIGURE AND EXPRESS YOUR PERSONALITY AND YOU'LL LOOK FAB.
11. What are your predictions for A TALE OF TWO PRETTIES?
THAT'S LEADING THE WITNESS. I PLEAD THE FIFTH.
I'm off to LA for a meeting with Mattel. They're going to show me the new Monster High dolls for 2011-2012. I'll take pics and post them next week.
SHOUT OUT TO TYLER AND LAUREN FOR DOING THEIR AUTHOR STUDIES ON ME. TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS MY PARENTS NAMES ARE SHAILA AND KEN GOTTLIEB. AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE SHAILA IS READING THIS RIGHT NOW SO GIVE HER A SHOUT OUT IF YOU CAN. SHE'S AN AH-MAZING MOM.
TTYW,
XXXXXX Lisi
