The Russians Are Coming And Umm Chumming?

Talk about a Halloween treat. No need to even go down the street. They will come to you. I think I'd rather take King Abubu's deal at my zoo. Want to get married with ease? Russian brides are there to please.

Show up on Twitter.
Gleeful yet bitter.
Wanting to play,
You just must pay.

Show up in email.
It won't fail.
Fly me there.
Money to spare.

Hate my life.
Need a wife?
I'll marry fast.
Singledom is in the past.

I'll join you.
You can have my sister too.
Two for one.
A package deal run.

That's like a sale,
Something you get in the mail.
We'll pop out of a box,
Maybe even wash your socks.

Purr like a cat.
How about that?
Right there with you.
And remember, you get two.

Out and about,
We won't pout,
We'll be with you,
Until death comes due.

A Halloween treat,
That is so sweet.
Won't you let us in?
We like sin.

Order today.
Submit your pay.
We aren't far away.
Be there by May.

That is all.
Look, another wall.
Want a Russian bride?
It will be one wild ride.

Geez, they spammed the cat. Can you believe that? Bestiality isn't my thing. None of those at my wing. Maybe rednecks aren't the only animal lovers out there. The Russians have a thing for cat hair? I'll give the scary Halloween treat a pass. I don't want anyone near my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.