How to take 20 years off your appearance.

Last week, I promised to blog about something “helpful.”

To boost my brain, I visited my daughter at college,

…whom I had when I was seven.

Anyhow, I kept looking for inspiration.

You know, a sign.

I bet you see these type of signs on every college campus.

Yep, college signs were everywhere.

Despite these signs, I was inspired.

So, I sat in the library and did some light reading.

I thought I fit right in.

Heck, I looked exactly like a twenty year-old.

And then it hit me – reading Nietzsche takes 20 years off your appearance!

This is extremely helpful information that I can share with my friends!!!!!!!!!

The campus police were very nice when they escorted me out of the library.

I told them I was a “college senior,” but they insisted I was a “senior citizen.”

And then I wept.

And then I wrote a lengthy letter of apology.

To my daughter. And to the librarian.

And to Nietzsche.

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