Over 25 Votes are in for the next US Prez! VOTE NOW

Will Mistress Harley choose the next President? Nominations are still a bit away and anything can happen. Thus far here are my thoughts from reading the news. I'm Jewish so I read Al Jazeera and Google News via their respective apps. I like seeing what both sides are lying about.

Donald Trump: Probably the anti-christ or the guy in your holy book who fucks everyone. All holy books have this dude. However, I'm quite wealthy and he's saying very nice things too us. To us, for us. Bernie Sanders: My jewish grandpa! Boy does he known how to alienate that young base that Obama excited so easily. It's just like watching a 20 year old girl talk to her aged grandfather about important topics like women, people who aren't rich white men, young people are not here to serve you, and my favorite grandpa you can't say that anymore. What a joy the White House will be with the only man more out of touch than John McCain behind the wheel. However he is saying nice things about the constitution and stuff. Hillary Clinton: Didn't you watch Goodfellas? Don't write nothing down and sure as hell don't keep a private server of it at home. Other Republicans I have never heard of or cannot remember their names: So is it just for the book deals or does pro-wrestling no longer hire managers. I wouldn't buy a car from any of these people much less elect them for anything. Indy Parties: Can't name your guy yet, but hope he talks about marijuana a bunch. So far in my poll Sanders has the lead, but Trump is close behind. Everyone has at least one vote, so it's still anyones game. Joe Biden could hope in riding Al Gore at any moment so let's keep our fingers crossed for that shit show.  Sanders could die of old age at any moment. Trump is going hard. If you've ever read Transmetropolitan you know Trump is the smiler. Everyone else is a loon it would seem. I'm glad I stopped watching the news.