Climbing over 200 dead bodies way up on Everest

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I want it on record that I’m the first to propose Mt. Everest is made handicapped accessible. See, I’d like to go to the top of the world, but I don’t want to bother with the suffering of having to actually climb the thing.

Or maybe it needs a 29,035-foot escalator or freight elevator.

Or maybe a really souped-up hearse.

Did you know there are more than 200 petrified bodies