Things You Will Probably Not Say on Your Deathbed

Man, I wish I’d spent more time watching TV
I now regret not eating more of those doughnuts people kept bringing in at work
All that time I wasted with my family and friends! Why didn’t I work constantly and become wealthy but unable to enjoy any of my income?
Those solar panels were pointless. Now that I really think about it, I don’t care whether climate change disasters would have been a lot worse over the last few decades if people like me hadn’t done something about it.
Good thing I took all those Facebook quizzes!
At least I got to argue with everyone who ever annoyed me.