If this offends you, that wasn't my intention.

There are bereavement flight deals.

If you can prove you are flying to a funeral, they will give you a discount.

I didn't know this.
I want to say,
no,
I want to believe,
the airlines let you touch the clouds to be closer to the dead.

I want to believe every time a pope passes away their are planes full of nuns.
The airlines ask, who passed?
And they say "oh the father of course."

Then they fill the planes,
and they probably all fly virgin airlines.

This is where they leave the heat from their chamomile...