I Like This Sort of Warning Label ...

From Bookshelf Detective's Kim Tomsic:

WARNING:  "Learning to Swim" is one of those "difficult to put down" type of novels and should come with a warning label smacked across the cover that reads:  This book causes distracted behavior and could make you (1) miss your subway stop; (2) skip out on fun activities in Vegas; (3) volunteer to be bumped on an airplane; (4) hide from your family.