“Welcome to the Torture Chamber, Now with a Juice Bar!” at Queen Mob’s Teahouse

I have a short humor piece up at Queen Mob’s Teahouse.

After months of rigorous planning, we are proud to announce the opening of our new juice bar. We use only the highest quality organic produce, delivered each morning from a locally-owned family farm. So once you’ve finished being stretched across a wagon wheel or scorched with searing hot branding irons, we invite you to cool down with a healthy and refreshing beverage.