The Yell Of The Cell!

The cat is out and about here and there, that you know at my lair. While out and about what do I see? Nuts everywhere swinging from a tree. Wait! That isn't right. I'll get there as this rhyme takes flight.

A name dropper?
Just a savvy shopper?
Maybe a crazy?
Brain a bit hazy?

Nope, none of the above.
They want to share the love.
Whether shopping or walking,
The nuts just keep on talking.

So and so had a bad day.
They are in such dismay.
Have you seen the sun?
Isn't talking about the weather fun?

Can you believe the price on this?
I'll even throw in a hiss.
This is a deal you can't miss.
Come down and be in pure bliss.

See that movie yet?
Great is a safe bet.
Don't watch that though.
Horrible, trust me, I know.

Don't you think he is cute?
That face just looks like a newt.
I want to be his date.
Maybe we can even mate.

Isn't their baby the best?
It has such zest.
I think I'll go visit soon.
Maybe tomorrow afternoon.

There are people staring at me.
I think they are listening for free.
How dare they listen to what I say.
Who are they anyway?

Don't listen to what I say.
I have a mouth the size of a litter tray?
How dare you speak to me.
I can talk where I want, you see.

So what if my cell is glued to my head.
So what if I walk around like the undead.
I'm a gossiping shopper.
Turn away or I'll call a copper.

You humans expect people not to hear as you yap with that thing to your ear? If you don't want people to know. Shut the hell up and talk when home at your show. But nope, you'd rather be a cellphone yeller and annoy every buyer and seller. Dumb humans in mass. Keep your shop and gossip away from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.