Dragon Tip #144!

 

Morning came too early today. After fighting Zombies in my dreams (with nothing but oven mitts and a hockey stick! Go figure), I’m having trouble waking up. Even so, it’s Tuesday! Which means—yup, you guessed it—time for the next Dragon Tip.

 

Tip #144 – Never get a dragon drunk. Not only will it cost you a fortune, but one hiccup and…POOF! You’ll be crispy on one side and roasted through on the other.