The Good and Bad News about Having a Tweenager

You’ve enjoyed the sweet spot of parenting for several years, but now you’re here in the Tweenager Trenches. I’ve got good news for you … and some bad news. @foxywinepocket | humor | tweenagers


You’ve been enjoying the sweet spot of parenting since your children outgrew the pre-schooler phase, but now you’re wallowing in the Tween Trenches. Well, I’ve got good news for you about your tweenager… and some bad news.



The Good News: They can blow their own noses.

The Bad News: They drop used tissues everywhere.


The Good News: Their music is actually pretty cool.

The Bad News: Yours is not.


The Good News: They can feed themselves.

The Bad News: They leave empty wrappers and dirty dishes all over the house.


The Good News: They can do their own homework.

The Bad News: They still yell at you as though you assigned it in the first place.


The Good News: They sleep in until noon on Saturdays.

The Bad News: The soccer game starts at 9:00 A.M.


The Good News: They don’t need a babysitter while you run errands.

The Bad News: They are ALONE in your house.


The Good News: They still love you.

The Bad News: Sometimes.


The Good News: They can get dressed by themselves.

The Bad News: They insist on wearing the same t-shirt everywhere all week.


The Good News: They can bathe themselves.

The Bad News: Only when you force them.


The Good News: They can clean up their own rooms.

The Bad News: They don’t.


The Good News: They can wipe their own butts.

The Bad News: They still smell like ass.


What news can you add?


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