Catchy Teaser, How Do I Make You?

Ah, my dears and how goes the night? Once again, running, running, running and no where to run to. Thinking about teasers and promotions. What makes something grab someone's interest? Sigh. Hah! That's what the whole sales industry is trying to come up with, so I guess I shouldn't press myself too hard for the answer. I just swear some days you feel more promoter than writer. And I don't mind it really, but it's like empty calories: like my dear, sweet chocolate--so many empty calories.
The on...