The I'm-Writing-A-New-Bio-Challenge: Guess which fact is false!

Rachael is a Glasgow-based writer who knows more about coffee than is healthy for the average person. She curates obsessions with gold and copper things, will climb over asbestos warning signs to explore abandoned buildings, somehow has a degree in Philosophy, and competes with her dog Elfie on who has a bigger mouth. She has been writing books since she was 11, and intends to keep doing so even after the written word is obsolete and we all wifi our thoughts directly into each other’s brains. She is also 100% a bona-fide creep.