In the Path of Hasslehoff

Hey!  HEY!

Why don't you check THIS out, buddy?

No, madame, you are not dreaming.  That is the German edition of Tome of the Undergates as published by Penhaligon. And this is its cover…

What do you think?  Denaos is looking pretty sweet there with his dagger and his hood (fact: all covers are designed to give Aidan Moher an aneurysm).

And THIS…

Is the two-page spread they used to advertise it in their catalogue (also pictured: some sexy knee).

And thus does Sam Sykes begin a long, slow march across time and space to conquer the known world, much like a cosmic tortoise who speaks to the dead.

Rejoice, motherfuckers.