What Did You Do All Day?

I deided to make scrambled eggs for breakfast. When I pulled the eggs out, I noticed something had spilled in the frig. So I cleaned it up, and while I’m there, pull out three out-of-date containers and take them to the garbage. Except the garbage is full, so I take the bag out. While I’m out there I realized I hadn’t picked up the mail in a couple of days. Picked it up, one was a magazine that I tossed on the living room couch and noticed my daughter had left her shoes there. I brought them to her room where the dog was still asleep on her bed, so I let him out in the back yard.

My plants were drooping, needed watering, so I went into the house to fill a jug with water and spilled some of it near the back door. Went to find the mop and found it outside drying from the last time I mopped. The dog bounds up to me and jumps, covered with mud. I drag him into the house and give him a bath. After that I need to take a shower. As I blow dry my hair, I notice the sink is stopped up, so I have to go to the kitchen to get the Drano, which is where I see the eggs still sitting on the counter.

My cell phone rings. It’s the husband. “What are you doing?”