Sh*t BA Says: Dumb as a Box of Hammers

 

Does this need explanation?

No.

Do I say it?

ALL THE TIME.

Usually in the “I swear to God, Julia, that son of a bitch is as dumb as a box of hammers. Can we kill him with a rock?"

BTW, the answer to that question is ALWAYS, “Yes, baby."

See also, sharp as a bag of wet mice and lacking two brain cells to rub together to spark off a thought.

Much love, y’all.

BA