ALL THE BARS IN LOS ANGELES, 9/26/15: Tenants of the Trees 1...

ALL THE BARS IN LOS ANGELES, 9/26/15: Tenants of the Trees 

1 margarita for Alex, 1 banana cocktail thingy Total: $30ish

I experienced no music, film, art, or cuisine - just cocktails in a really very cool outdoor area and Alex in her birthday blazer which is covered in sequins.  I ran into my friend Carr (who is really the cousin of a friend) and Sara charmed him and looked down his shirt to check out his nipples (they’re brown) but didn’t unbutton it to make the whole operation easier because Sara is a Lady.  

This bar is in Silverlake nestled between the Trader Joe’s and the Trader Joe’s parking lot so Alicia and I kept calling it Trader Joe’s which is a catchier name than Tenants of the Trees but definitely not in line with the vibe the proprietors of this establishment are putting forward.

The aesthetics are Silverlake but the vibe is Hollywood, with a gold velvet rope blocking the entrance and a man at the door asking me what i was there for and another man blocking the entrance to a VIP room that was empty and ghostly when he let us take a peak.  They are open at 4pm on Sundays.  I want to go back and have a cocktail under the tree in the sun and leave before the Hollywood Bullshit takes over.