Sometimes shes a little too witty

I'm reading Stephen King's new short story collection, ALL DARK, NO STARS.  The final story in the book is about a woman who discovers that her husband of twenty-five years is a serial killer.

Pretty creepy.  The guy is an accountant, a father and a Cub Scout leader.  And apparently the brutal killer of young women.

I told Elysha earlier today that I never want to find out that she is a serial killer.

"Don't worry," she said.  "You'd never find out."

Amusing.  But a little creepy, too.